All the bitchy stuff

Procrastination mood is in action :

• New Year resolutions - still sitting in draft folder. Should have posted it up last week already.
• Perth's itinerary - haven't even started on it.
• Oz visas - still haven't applied.
• Travel insurance - still haven't buy.
• Hotel for first night in Perth - not booked yet.
• Update iTunes library - lazy to do.

Random things that I have been doing since 2010 started :

• Play Bejeweled on my iPhone and has beaten all high scores that DoRAYmon set.
• Play Cafe World like mad and is now near level 60 - the last level of the game.
• Walk pass the LV boutique at ION whenever I have a chance and dream of the day when I can buy that luggage bag that will cost me a year of my salary. Did I mention the window by my side looks right into the open air area of ION and I see the LV boutique 24/7? No good.
• Constantly battle the urge to shop online at VS. Or rather all online shopping sites.
• Facebook non-stop. Twitter non-stop.

I need to move my butt. Am procrastinating too much - typical Libran behavior. Damn.

Btw, Angie the Choice at Novena Square SUCKS. I bought a pandan cake for Mama yesterday and asked if we can have a plastic knife cos hospitals don't usually give you a knife for cakes and the stupid woman gave a FUCK FACE and said : "We DO NOT give plastic knife for this kind of cake."

First of all, what is with that chee bye face and attitude?
Secondly, pandan cake is not cake ah?!?!?!?! KNN, if you have this kind of standard then you don't sell pandan cakes! Or put up a fucking sign that says : We DO NOT provide plastic forks for the cheap cakes we sell.

Mind you, we didn't buy a slice. We bought a whole round pandan cake ok? No doubt it's only four bucks but it's still a whole cake ok, bitch?

I would have thrown the cake back in her face like what I did to that stupid KFC manager at Woodlands if not because Mama wants pandan cake and we could not get it after searching the whole of Novena Square. Knn...what kind of customer service is this? No wonder your counter was empty.

Just remembered - I should send an email to Angie The Choice and complain. In DoRAYmon's words : "DIE BITCH!" (too bad, you stepped on the wrong tail)

And this morning, some China woman who works next door pointed out to me that I have wrinkles around my eyes. Another KNN one.
Still try to be generous and ask if I want some eye cream. Thank you bitch, but no thanks. I have a bottle of expensive eye cream (that you probably cannot afford) sitting on my dressing table at home. I am just too lazy to use it. Plus, I am a lot younger than you, I DO NOT NEED INTENSIVE CARE like you.

If I have wrinkles around my eyes, it's because I am happy and I laugh too much and thus the smiley wrinkles around my eyes.
Unlike you who have not much wrinkles around your eyes because you probably has nothing in life to be happy about.